The big news today is that Lil Wayne Goes to Prison! I've been seeing a connection for weeks now, so let me just lay out my case about the conspiracy of 8's throughout Lil Wayne's life.
This is crazy! Prepare for your brain to ooze out of your ear.
1) He was sentenced to prison on March 8th.
2) He likely will only serve 8 months.
3) Delayed sentencing by getting 8 root canals.
4) The oral surgery took 8 hours.
5) Sentencing was also delayed b/c of a fire in the courthouse, that injured 8 people.
6) Had 8 Grammy nominations in 2008.
7) There are 8 letters in Lil Wayne.
8) He joined Twitter 8 days before being sentenced. (http://twitter.com/liltunechi)
My mind is blown.
J.T. Ess
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